What you're getting
Wanky Hankies! are printed tissues measuring 33 cm × 33 cm—significantly larger than standard tissues. They come with seven different printed designs and require no batteries or power source. The appeal is purely novelty; these are intended as a humorous item rather than a serious functional product.
Practical considerations
Because of their size, these tissues won't fit in standard tissue boxes, so you'll need to store them separately or in a larger container. If you're planning to actually use them as tissues rather than keep them as a novelty gag gift, consider whether the extra size and designs work for your preferences. They're portable enough to keep in a bag or bedside drawer if needed.
Buy it if
You're looking for a novelty gag gift for a partner, friend or stag/hen party. You appreciate cheeky humour and aren't easily offended. You want something that doubles as conversation piece decoration before (or instead of) being used.
Skip it if
You need practical, everyday tissues for regular use. You prefer subtle or understated products. You're shopping for someone who might find the design concept uncomfortable or inappropriate. You want a serious, functional item without novelty appeal.
The bottom line
Wanky Hankies! are a deliberately silly novelty product, not a genuine tissue replacement. They work best as a gag gift or party favour for the right audience—someone with a sense of humour who'll appreciate the cheekiness. If you're after genuine practicality, standard tissues remain the better choice.
Frequently asked questions
Are these actually usable as tissues?
Technically yes, they're made of tissue material in the standard 33 cm × 33 cm size, but they're designed primarily as a novelty item. Whether you'd want to use them depends on whether you find the designs appealing.
Can I store these in a normal tissue box?
No—at 33 cm × 33 cm, they're too large for standard tissue dispensers and will need to be stored separately or in a larger container.
How many tissues are in a pack?
The product features seven different printed designs, though the exact total number of tissues per pack isn't specified.
Are these suitable as a gift?
They work well as a gag gift for someone with a sense of humour, particularly for parties or as a cheeky present for a partner. They're less suitable if the recipient prefers practical or subtle items.