Design and materials
This is a pen made entirely of milk chocolate, measuring 14 cm in length with a 1.5 cm diameter, and weighing 40 g. The chocolate tube is packaged and sized for easy handling. The product contains vegetable oil, sugar, dextrin, whey powder, cocoa powder, soya lecithin emulsifier (E322), and chocolate flavouring. Importantly, it is produced in a facility that handles nuts, eggs, and gluten (wheat), which is relevant for anyone with allergies or intolerances.
What it's like to use
The pen is designed to be drawn directly onto skin, then licked off. Because it is made from chocolate, it will gradually soften and potentially melt depending on room temperature and body heat, which is part of the intended experience. There are no buttons, settings, or preparation required—it's ready to use straight away. The chocolate flavouring means it tastes of chocolate as you'd expect, though the exact intensity will depend on the specific formulation.
Cleaning and care
Since the pen is entirely edible chocolate, there is no cleaning or maintenance involved. After use, any residue can simply be wiped away or washed off with warm water. Store it in a cool place to prevent premature melting or deformation, particularly during warmer months or in heated rooms.
Buy it if
You're looking for a simple, playful novelty item that requires no batteries or complicated operation. It's suitable if you enjoy incorporating chocolate into intimate moments and want something straightforward and mess-minimal compared to loose chocolate or other edible products. It also works well as a gift for those who appreciate lighthearted, novelty adult items.
Skip it if
You have a nut, egg, or gluten allergy or intolerance, given the manufacturing facility handling warnings. You should also skip it if you prefer products with longer shelf life or stability—chocolate is naturally prone to softening in warm conditions. If you're looking for something reusable or long-lasting, this isn't the right choice, as it's a consumable that will diminish with use.
The bottom line
The Chocolate Body Pen is an uncomplicated, no-fuss novelty item for couples or individuals who enjoy playful chocolate-based intimacy. It's inexpensive, requires no setup or maintenance, and delivers exactly what it promises. If you have no allergies and enjoy the concept, it's a light-hearted addition to intimate moments.
Frequently asked questions
Will the pen melt if I use it in a warm room?
Yes, chocolate naturally softens and may melt if exposed to heat or body warmth. Store it in a cool environment and use it relatively quickly after removal from storage to minimise this.
Is this product suitable for people with allergies?
The product itself contains milk and soya. Importantly, it is produced in a facility that handles nuts, eggs, and gluten (wheat), so it carries cross-contamination risk if you have any of these allergies.
How long does one pen last?
This depends on how much you use it. At 40 g, the amount of chocolate is modest, so it will be consumed relatively quickly depending on usage patterns.
Do I need batteries or charging?
No, the pen requires no power source of any kind. It is simply made of chocolate and is ready to use immediately.
Can I eat the entire pen?
Yes, it is entirely edible and made from food-grade chocolate and ingredients. However, it is designed to be drawn on skin first rather than eaten directly as a bar.